There seems to be insurance for just about everything these days. Car insurance for those large or small fender-benders, travel insurance for when your trip is canceled, wedding insurance for the unexpected ice storm or missing officiant, pet insurance to ensure your dog gets the best care possible... the list goes on and on.
So, can I have mom insurance? I want a company that can guarantee that my kids are going to play nicely, eat their vegetables and clean up their toys without whining. If there happens to be a rainy day, I want my policy to state that my girls will not complain, cry or begin to pick on each other out of boredom.
If the best wedding insurance covers everything except for cold feet, then the best mom insurance would surely have a clause for teething, lack of sleep and the sniffles. When I sign up, I'll send them a set of pictures like this:
...and tell them that I want these types of days. Always. The girls will be filled with smiles, laughter and contagious giggling and I will have an endless supply of patience and energy to keep us all that way. No one will bicker or argue or yell and life will just be... good.
Doesn't it sound like mom insurance would be more beneficial than wedding insurance? Wouldn't you buy it?